strawberry-of-death:

“W-What is this?! Ulquiorra!! WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!” O A  O

…

If you really had to ask, one has to wonder how you’ve managed to make it to the second grade, trash.

(Source: bleachcouples)

ooc;

This mun’s a bit busy with a few things, but I’ll try to get to replies soon ><;; So yes, this account ain’t dead B|

rollingday:

Fifth Character: Ulquiorra Cifer
Dedicated a iamlenneth

Findorr Calius: Detention

no-es-exacto:

/His gray eyes glimmered with annoyance as Ulquiorra spoke. Findor could care less about what the Espada had to say, because when it all came down to it, this task was a load of bull-crap.

The Fraccion directed his attention back to the dishes for a second and then exhaled deeply. There was no way he would be able to finish washing the mound of dishes in a substantial amount of time. It would be physically impossible, the task would take him days to complete; he wondered if the Cuatra even took that into account when he issued the punishment. Findor would kill himself if he had to spend any more time with the pale male that sat behind him. “Aizen’s little lap-dog…Tch…” The blonde laid his hands along the edges of the sink, thinking of a way to get out of this, or a way to complete the task faster.

As the Arrancar ran ideas through his head, he prepared the dish water adding a good amount of cleaning liquid and degreaser. Suddenly, the idea came to him./

“Exacta!” /Findor chimed aloud, a second before he separated from his gigai. The limp vessel fell to the floor behind him and he kicked it to the side. A delicate hand rested on a dirty bowl for a moment before his body seemed to vibrate in place. He was moving quickly, using Sonido repeatedly to aid him the task. It wouldn’t be long before he was at least halfway finished./

Aware of the displeasure that resonated within the form of the Fraccion of the previous ruler of Hueco Mundo, Ulquiorra Cifer paid attention none to Findorr Calius, choosing to instead delve into the reading of a piece of literature that he had brought along specifically for this mundane task of overseeing this detention. Having to act as a sort of chaperon in order to make sure that the assigned punishments were completed without incident was nothing short of bothersome, but seeing how the rules had been legislated as such…

A turn of a page, the gentle sound barely audible under the splash of water and soap as Calius began liquidizing the soap even further.

“Exacta!”

Emerald eyes peered over the still white pages of The Odyssey by Homer as they surveyed the gigai specially engineered for Arrancar now lying on the floor like a ragdoll, portraying not even the slightest sliver of surprise- or any emotion, for that matter. Just a few feet away from it was a blond blur that was Findorr Calius as he toiled away, the stack of clean dishes growing rather rapidly on the side. … Hmph. About time. Took the Fraccion long enough to stumble across that line of thought.

Without so much as a word, Ulquiorra returned to the line that he had been reading previously, the clinks of dishes being set upon one another cutting through the initial silence.

“You may leave after you’ve accomplished your task.”

(Source: thecuatroespada)

(Source: beautiful--mirage)

thecuatroespada started following you

puppy-sensei:

Kukkapuro was sniffing around the school trying to get a good scent from it. After all he wouldn’t want to get lost if he started to wander around. As he turned a corner his ears perked up at the sight of a familiar face. The hollow dog ran down the hallway bumping into people’s legs, which he didn’t care at the moment for. All he wanted to do was greet the high ranking Espada.

He reached the pale one’s feet and began to tug on his pant’s leg. He tug from side to side trying to get his attention. After one final tug he released the article of clothing and sat on his bottom, and stared up at the Espada. “Woof~ (Ulquiorra)” He greeted then swirled around a bit then lifted his right paw. “Arf arf! Bark ruff-ruff (It’s good to see you.)”

It was that mongrel again now, wasn’t it?

The Cuatro’s pace did not slow down, not even in the slightest, even though he knew that that Hollow pup of Llargo’s was currently following him, and persistently so. He had no intention whatsoever to spare the bothersome creature - who was only slightly less bothersome than its master by a small margin - any of his attention, especially not when any of their past interactions could even be described as mildly tolerable.

How that crude creature had managed to make it to the post of Zoology teacher was beyond him. If it was some form of a joke, then the Headmaster certainly had the strangest sense of humour that the Cuatro had ever come across.

But, after exerting more effort into his little run, the pup had finally managed to catch up to Ulquiorra and- as what was his habit whenever he so much as caught sight of the high-ranking Espada, gnawed at the very end of the fabric of Ulquiorra’s pants in a blatant attempt to garner his attention. … If Kuukapurro had not been assigned the job of one of the educators of Iwakiri Academy, he would have long found himself being callously kicked to the side.

A cold emerald gaze settled itself on Kuukapurro, the owner stoic- as per usual.

“Kuukapurro,” he finally acknowledged.

“Is there a reason for this greeting?”

(Source: ochibiotaku)

Grimmjow&Ulquiorra: Corrosion of Conformity

grimmjow-jaeggerjaquez:

Grimmjow was taken aback when black fingernails sunk into the flesh of his mouth, but he hissed menacingly. His lips curled into an awkward snarl around Ulquiorra’s fingers as the hissing grew louder. He sunk his canines on the ivory flesh and attempted to talk with the digits still causing him to taste his own blood.

“Who the fuck cares about ranks?” He grabbed the other male’s wrists and pulled his hand away from him, spitting blood on the floor like it had been nothing. “You’re still scared to fight me, Ulquiorra.” Grimmjow narrowed his eyes and scowled.

“Scared?” Ulquiorra repeated, hand still held within the Sexta’s grasp, uninjured. If Grimmjow thought he would be able to subdue the higher-ranking Espada for long, then he had underestimated his situation quite severely. “Now, why would I be inflicted by such when I’ve made it blatantly clear that I do not possess the capacity to, nor am I about to join in on the ranks of those so deeply deluded in the belief that they do?”

Even if such a notion was true to the Cuatro, Ulquiorra had received orders from his Lord, and as he did the rest, he would carry out this one with the proficiency and efficiency that was expected of his most loyal Espada- without any sign of hesitancy whatsoever. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez was expendable, just as much as he was- … yes, Ulquiorra knew fully well the nature of the rogue Shinigami whom he had pledged his unwavering loyalty to, he wasn’t blind.

“There is no reason for me to fear you, Grimmjow.”

itsbleach:

Ulquiorra Cifer - Enclose, Murciélago

a bunch of homely-looking people started following you

love-me-bitterly:

msnemukurotsuchi started following you
abarai-fukutaicho started following you
white-emperor started following you

“…Shinigami…” she murmured contemptuously. Though the Fullbringer acknowledged Even if Ichigo as benevolent force in their favor, she still held doubts about the rest of the shinigami in Soul Society; she’d hated them all from a young age, and would likely remain disdainful for many years to come. She’d always been rather stubborn like that.

sweetpea-yuzu started following you
kurosaki-karin started following you

Now that she thinks about it, Riruka feels as though these two look vaguely-familiar. With mild interest, she wonders who they might be. Despite which, however, the young Fullbringer isn’t invested enough to launch a full-fledged interrogation or whatever it is that she usually does.

…—They are cute, though…

mod-soul-ninja started following you
petal-samurai started following you 

Unable to recognize either one of these two as anyone familiar(maybe a ninja in foot pajamas and some guy cosplaying as a samurai or something, at best—), the Fullbringer merely snubs them.

king-of-hollows started following you
grimmjow-jaeggerjaquez started following you 
thecuatroespada started following you
cyan-anaconda started following you
ms-ciruccisanderwicci started following you

And then she takes note of a particular group of fellow students; while they don’t all appear to be at all similar in terms of appearance, it isn’t too difficult to guess that they’re hollows by taking a quick peek at their reiatsu. 

Yep. Definitely hollows, and strong ones at that. These are probably those Arrancars that Ichigo had mentioned fighting before. 

What’s more, one of them even looks like a gross, pasty version of Ichigo. He’s still a hottie as far as Riruka-sama is concerned, but waaay less of one than the the orange-haired kid.

…Regular Ichigo is definitely hotter.

And this was…?

“Are you quite done now?” Ulquiorra intoned after a length of time, a pause in which the bright-haired girl had spent gaping at just about every individual that she crossed paths with- so much that one would have thought that she had lived in isolation for years prior to this moment, if not for her manner of dress. 

“If you continue to gape at every single person who so much as enters your line of sight, a fly may well make its home in your mouth.”